Well, your favorite "private" piano teacher has FINALLY caught some felony charges! According to the report, she got INCREDIBLY hammered and decided to go for a drive through Florence, Oregon. Since this was at 10 a.m., it wasn't a good idea that she passed the High, Middle and Elementary schools. 

Since she hadn't had a driver's license for 10+ years, because of past DUIIs, this was the lucky DUII to catch a felony! 

How was jail during the holidays and your birthday?! Did you sing carols with the other inmates? Gosh, almost 40 and still can't stay out of jail! Thanks for a year and a half of laughs as you tried to stay out of jail! I look forward to seeing your future mugshots!