WARNING TO WOMEN: JOSEPH KORDELL CRAFT, AKA “KORDELL CHAMPAGNE” 😂
Ladies, meet Kordell Champagne—a man whose confidence is apparently on a luxury budget, while reality is shopping in the clearance section. 😂
He loves to say, “I’m an Aries. I don’t chase.” Of course you don’t, playa! Nobody said you were chasing women when you’ve got Plenty of Fish serving as your all-you-can-hook-up buffet. 🤣
His hookups never seem to run out, but somehow the quality control is permanently on vacation. His taste in women? Apparently, broke, complicated, and bringing more baby daddies into the equation than a family reunion needs. 😂
And those trips? Somebody tell this man that leaving town doesn't automatically make it a luxury getaway. A passport isn't a personality, and a cheap trip doesn't make you a high-value player.
Kordell, keep telling everybody you don't chase. From the outside, it looks less like a man with standards and more like a man with a very active app and absolutely no standards committee. 💀😂Corny, Horney Kordell 24/7 playa on all dating apps.